Are Jetta drivers really as bad as CarTalk would have you believe? Just what defines a Jetta driver, anyway. Jetta driver or not, you have an opportunity to set the record straight at The Jetta Report. It does require that you drive some sort of car – which I don’t. It really would be better if they had a category for non-car owners (I had to think back – 4 years – to my last car to participate).